Home-made macaroons from our favorite bitch.

There ain’t no party without L.A. Chicken! The girl who bought it was the most popular person there.

Diplomat Cake for the birthday, Dark Chocolate-Lemon Cheesecake for the housewarming and Red Velvet just because. From the famous and delicious Diplomat Bakery.

Happy birthday to my BFF!

We had the decency to cut the cakes this time but we usually just dive in with forks.
Yep, that’s how us girls roll.

xoxo

Great words of wisdom from my lovely friends.

I’m one of those girls with a bitch-face but  don’t judge me! I can’t help it because I was born this way! I’m not one (most of the time) but my friends tell me I look like one and it was worse in highschool when I use to parade around the halls with my bitch-face on and headphones blasting— so that I seem to be ignoring everyone when they called out my name. I’m not going to walk around with a fake and cheesy smile on my face 24/7 like some girls do but I must admit, having a bitch-face really does have it’s perks and it’s easy to un-bitchify it too with a hint of a smile. Bitch-faces are useful, ladies! Know when to use it.

There is one place where I think the bitch-face is 100% appropriate: AT THE GYM.

1. The gym is NOT a place to socialize. A friendly hi is as far as it goes.
2. DO NOT TALK TO ME AT THE GYM. Even if I know you. Because for that hour, I don’t know anybody.
3. I hate it when my workouts are interrupted.
4. Gym routine: in, do your thing & get out.

There I said it.

No matter how unpredictable the weather is here, no matter how much I complain about how there is nothing to do, no matter how much I hate the traffic and how expensive everything is, I still love Vancouver. We are surrounded by majestic mountains, beautiful oceans and most importantly, lots of good food. Nothing is more important than good food…

• Take her to the spa. Get a simple facial, a nice full-body swedish massage or hell, even a brazilian together (well maybe not in the same room to save from awkwardness), but I’m sure mother will love it anyway. Being in a spa always feels good even if you are getting hair ripped from your body. If you live in Richmond, BC, Raintree Day Spa at the end of No.2 and Steveston is my favorite place to be (plus they serve you delicious tea while waiting… if you’re a tea freak like me.

• Buy her a puppy! Well this is from my personal experience because my mom loves my Mochi and won’t stop spoiling her. Just don’t do what I did and tell her we are babysitting it for a couple months when in reality, I spent $800 on her. Oh, and make sure that you don’t have grandparents that eat pets; my grandma, as much as I love her, ate my grandpa’s goldfish so I’m keeping my six eyes on Mochi 24/7. Hehe, just kidding.

• Take her out for dinner. Or in my case, I think we’re just going to go out for dim sum because we are Chinese and can’t live without dim sum (well I can’t anyway). My mom usually goes out to dinner with her Chinese lady friends which I would rather stay out of just because I always feel awkward and bored in those situations despite the delicious food. I don’t think they like me much either because I’m rude and I use to talk about how much I despise Hongers in their presence.

^{Honestly, how can anyone not LOVE dim sum? If you don’t, I’m not your friend and I don’t like you anymore. Seriously. Photocredit: jenzcorner.com}

• Increase her collection of Korean dramas. If your mother is like mine and likes to watch sappy dramas and look at hot young Korean guys (which is kinda wrong).

• Give her a makeover. My mom hates it when I wear make up but I know she’ll secretly have fun if I give her one. Your will too (because I say so).

• Buy her shizz (other than flowers)! The easiest piece of advice I can give ya.

• Or don’t buy her shizz (especially flowers)! Some of them (like mine) don’t like their kids wasting money on materialistic things even if it is for them (umm.. not me though, you guys can buy me as many materialistic things as you want ).

Oh wait, I just thought of THE BEST TIP EVER: DON’T PISS OFF MOM ON MOTHER’S DAY or I can guarantee you that she’s gonna be pissing you off for the rest of the year.

So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend your cool…just type it in man!

Opening Credits: Babyface ft. Pharell – There She Goes
Waking Up: Phil Collins – Against All Odds
First Day: Marco V – Second Bite
Falling In Love: Busta Rhymes ft. Kelis & Will – I Love My Bitch — Yep, I do love my *whispers* bitch!
Fight Song: Lyfe Jennings – Must Be Nice
Breaking Up: Cam’ron – Triple Up
Prom: Chamillionaire – Riding Dirty
Life: Evanescense – Liquid Blue — LOL OMG ‘TIS A SIGN!! BRING BACK THE GOOD TIMES!!
Mental Breadown: Nick Lachey – Ghosts
Driving: Chris Brown – Yo (Excuse Me Miss)
Flashback: DJ Pavo & DJ Zany – Big Fat Bass
Getting Back Together: DJ Dean – Saturday Night — a hot and steamy one :devil:
Wedding: Paul Oakenfold – Sunrise (Tiesto RMX) — Ahahaha trance at our wedding? He’ll kill me!
Birth of Child: Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne – Gimme Dat RMX
Final Battle: All 4 One – I Swear
Death Scene: Elton John – Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me :*(
End Credits: Jagged Edge – Watch You

Isn’t it funny when these things turn out so coincidentally accurate? Actually just my “falling in love song.” Lmao. And I swear I didn’t cheat either.

I’ve been working on this annual report that I keep on tweaking and printing then tweaking again and again because I had the hardest time finding the right font… and I think I finally got it. I’m gonna go eat some ice cream to celebrate. Wee.

Rats my mouse is running out of batteries again. I bought a new mouse btw… I’m just too lazy to install it.