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Sunday, December 23, 2007

This is a good vacation, eh?

Today, I think finally realized why Canadians say “eh.”

“Wow that bridge is long, eh?”
“Wow that bridge is long, huh?”

What are you suppose to say after a phrase to make it sound like a question? “Huh” just sounds dumb and uneducated. “Eh” is too but just not as bad. So now my question is, what do Americans say?

LOL.

But Canadians so say “eh” way too much.

How do you spell “Canada?”
“C-eh-N-eh-D-eh”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Well that was my revelation for today.

P.S. Cali is fun. We’re in Sacramento right now. Went to the Bay Area earlier today to do some shopping. Heading down to L.A. tomorrow.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Funniest video ever: Teaching Grandma English. It’s kinda mean but you have to admit it’s freaking hilarious and grandma seems to be getting a kick out of it (even though she didn’t really know what was going on). All that matters is that grandma is having fun. Lol. If you understand Cantonese, you’ll find it even more hilarious! Warning: this is NSFW unless you have headphones on.

This is still my favorite video though.

QOTD:

What do you work for: the love of success or the fear of failure?

Both. Success is better than sex (or is it?) but failure is my biggest fear.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Parking Lot Sex

Books, Boyfriend, Humor

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

California to New York

Humor, Trips & Events

Our Cali trip is coming up in two weeks and we haven’t done any planning!!! I was hoping we just go there and wing it and let his cousins show us around but N & I realized that it so not a good idea and we should get off our lazy-asses and plan ASAP. So we did. We’re only going for one week and have to cram in everything between Sacramento to San Diego into that time frame; that is a LOT of area to cover in one week because not only are we worried about visiting all the attractions BUT we have to cover all the malls and Nordstrom Racks as well (the guys don’t know that yet but it will be in our itinerary). Stress!!!

Just joking, that’s totally mission impossible. I guess shopping isn’t THAT important… or wait. Did I just say that? Oh well, we’ll just have to go with the flow. We’ll manage; we always do!

I had to post these because they are too funny (from overheardinnewyork.com):

Woman #1: Are we going skiing this winter?
Woman #2: I don’t think so. Why?
Woman #1: I have to get some casual clothes. I looked in my closet, and it’s so serious. You know, someone asked me if I was a Republican! I need to get some fun clothes.
Woman #2: Wow, we worry about such different things.
Woman #1: Well, that’s because no one ever thought you were a Republican.

Black woman #1: Who you gonna vote fo’ in this election?
Black woman #2, picking her fingernails: I dunno. I just fuckin’ hate Bush. Anyone but him.
Black woman #1: I like Hillary. I think I’m gonna vote fo’ Hillary.
Black woman #2: Yeah. I mean, Obama’s cute, but I don’t care — he’s a black man. My husband’s a black man, and he don’t do shit.
Black woman #1: Mmm, I know.

Yuppie woman #1: So, why don’t you buy their products? Is it because of the whole child labor thing?
Yuppie woman #2: No, I don’t give a shit about that — I’m a Republican. I just think their products are ugly.

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007