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Random Thoughts From Our Generation

Katy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:34:36 +0000

I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO PUBLISH THIS!! Found this in my drafts from months ago and I forgot where I got this (credit?) from but it’s hilarious and so damn true. (via Ruminations.com) I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story [...]

Do you know who you’re following?

Katy — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:17:03 +0000

[My friend's costume.] She’s Vietnamese so the socks + sandals thing comes natural to her. LOL JK.

Tom from MySpace Finally Joins Facebook

Katy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:18:39 +0000

I Twittered this yesterday but had to post it again… too funny. [via GeeksAreSexy.net]

Feeling Down?

Katy — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:09:38 +0000

I’ve been visiting OverheardInNewYork.com (and the rest of the Overhead In… family) for years and it never fails to amuse me. Browse (if not shop) Asos because it’s one of my favorite online shops. Laugh at the Roast List because it’s funny (and hope I never end up on there). Lurk Soompi because it’s the [...]

*If I were a MAN…

Katy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:18:25 +0000

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When Girls Drink Too Much

Katy — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:35:28 +0000

We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “‘woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around. We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone’s butt and honestly believe we could do it too. In our last trip to pee, [...]

Unpopular Opinions

Katy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:42:56 +0000

95% of the population looks like shit in skinny jeans. Ed Hardy (and all those “Gangster” brands) are UGLY AS HELL. I guess I’m too old for Disney (am I really?) but I see it on a lot at Boyfriend’s house since there are usually so many kids there all the time… dundundun …Miley Cyrus is [...]

Funny Job Descriptions

Katy — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:39:15 +0000

I LOLâ€™ed at this list of 50 Funniest Short Job Descriptions Ever. Here are my favorites: Copy and paste the Internet: Student Tell people that they canâ€™t spend money they thought they had: Government Analyst Run away and call the police: Security Guard Clean up an animal that makes more money than me in a [...]

DIE Bad Design!!!

Katy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:18:44 +0000

Don’t you ever have an urge to fix the kerning on a poster you see on the streets or yell at the designer who made it? I know I do!! Look no further… print out these stickers and stick away. Check out Design-Police.org for more. Ahhh I love it.

LAWLS!

Katy — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:46:54 +0000

I almost said “LOL” out loud yesterday! So Boyfriend was saying something about the PS3 he bought out of nowhere and I almost answered with a, “Lol, why?” Lol as in LOL… not L-O-L. LOL lol lol! How embarassing. I can totally see myself saying it during a meeting at work or something just because [...]

Funniest Pic Ever

Katy — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:59:33 +0000

Guess whose reading nowadays? Look what I came across! This is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen. Paris Hilton reading The Art of War (Sun Tzu)?! LMAO. Now this is a cute picture and something that I can actually imagine:

♥ Minerals (&glasses)!!

Katy — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:59:21 +0000

Mineral makeup is the purest makeup available, it is all natural and hypo-allergenic. I finally got my mineral foundation in the mail today! I ran out a couple weeks ago and was using liquid foundation (Lancome Color I.D.) but I’m so glad to be back on mineral foundation. If you don’t use mineral makeup, I [...]

The Internet of ’96

Katy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:24:43 +0000

The internet in 1996 looks like it had been created in its entirety by a panel of 13-year-olds with Geocities accounts who had about half an hour to spare each night before bedtime. click here to be amazed… Aww! Geocities! Those were good page-builder-on-28kb/s-dial-up-connection times. Maybe I should thank god that I started “using” the [...]

And he does it again…

Katy — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:39:33 +0000

Kids… and their strange ways.

Katy — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:36:08 +0000

My boyfriend’s 4-year-old-nephew, J*, seems to have a little identity crisis going on which has been going on for a while. HE SEEMS TO THINK HE’S BLACK! The thing is that he is Vietnamese. This started when I first got my Wii and a friend (who is brown) made his Mii character named Amaan’s Ass. [...]

This is a good vacation, eh?

Katy — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:24:45 +0000

Today, I think finally realized why Canadians say “eh.” “Wow that bridge is long, eh?” “Wow that bridge is long, huh?” What are you suppose to say after a phrase to make it sound like a question? “Huh” just sounds dumb and uneducated. “Eh” is too but just not as bad. So now my question [...]

Teaching Grandma English

Katy — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:07:59 +0000

Funniest video ever: Teaching Grandma English. It’s kinda mean but you have to admit it’s freaking hilarious and grandma seems to be getting a kick out of it (even though she didn’t really know what was going on). All that matters is that grandma is having fun. If you understand Cantonese, you’ll find it even [...]

*Parking Lot Sex

Katy — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:02:51 +0000

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California to New York

Katy — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:34:29 +0000

Our Cali trip is coming up in two weeks and we haven’t done any planning!!! I was hoping we just go there and wing it and let his cousins show us around but N & I realized that it so not a good idea and we should get off our lazy-asses and plan ASAP. So [...]

*Communist Showdown at EA

Katy — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:33:47 +0000

Kim Jong Il paid a visit to EA today...

...and he had had a show-off with Fidel Castro.

But Castro ran off and Kim Jong Il was held hostage.

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Vending Machine Disguise

Katy — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:36:38 +0000

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Website Interruptions

Katy — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:18:54 +0000

If you’ve been experiencing weirdness with my site within the last hour or so, please excuse me as I struggle to get a new layout up. People keep on coming by so I have to keep switching back to my original theme because the new one is still pretty much a disaster. That’s all I [...]

*House on Fire

Katy — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:43:52 +0000

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*ko0tology. Come Join.

Katy — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:31:54 +0000

This isn't a post to bash but just to point out how religious organizations can easily be turned into commercial enterprises and give power-trippers their moment of glory... [login to continue]
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*Smack That!

Katy — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 20:12:13 +0000

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The Sweaty Towel

Katy — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:40 +0000

Guess whose sweaty towel this is (as you can see it’s still WET)? Now who would want that? PS. It’s NeYo’s. :shocked:

*Renovation has finally begun!

Katy — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:15:25 +0000

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*Who falls for this crap?

Katy — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:10:02 +0000

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*Mindless babbling.

Katy — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:23:47 +0000

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RIP MAC187

Katy — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:54:41 +0000

I LOST MY MAC 187 BRUSH!!!!!!!!! How the hell do I loose a brush????????? I used it and left it somewhere. It has to be somewhere in my house (unless someone threw it away) but I looked everywhere!! I think someone threw it away. :@ :**( My post-Christmas wishlist: a new MAC187!! Anyway, can you [...]