Feb
8th

“Let’s go get from fried chicken!”
“Uhhhh... *contemplates* … okay fine. We’re going snowboarding tomorrow anyway.”

Craving for a turkey and grilled cheese sandwich…
“Whatever, I’m working out today.”
Then you end up going home to pig out more before hitting the hay.

I can totally relate to the Crispy Delights commerical. In fact, I have a couple bags of them in my purse which I’m gonna eat all at once at some point tomorrow while I slouch in front of the computer at work for 8 hours. Well except for the trips down to EAt to get some ice cream. And cookies. And jello. And cake. Mmmm.

But whatevs, I’m going to the gym after work tomorrow anyway.

…

..

Yep.

Jan
25th

Boyfriend and I went to eat at O Thai last weekend and the restaurant had a really nice and modern atmosphere. Out of the blue, Boyfriend was like, I want your parents to meet my parents.

I was left utterly speechless.

And then we both burst out laughing.

1. My dad doesn’t talk and his dad doesn’t talk much either.
2. My mom’s mouth never stops and his mom loves to talk as well.
3. My parents only speak Cantonese and Chinglish.
4. Boyfriend’s parents only speak Vietnamese.

Yeeeah. Not gonna happen anytime soon unless we want a little dinner party with one Chinese woman and a Vietnamese woman talking to themselves while two grown men kids slurp their soup in awkwardness. Boyfriend and I won’t be there because we would’ve already ran away long ago. Let’s just save this for near-marriage and we both agreed that that’s not gonna happen anytime soon either.

Speaking of marriage, I totally can’t wait for my wedding (which is totally contradictory to my last statement)! I’m definitely going to have a themed-wedding whether Boyfriend likes it or not and the only reason I’m saying that here is so that no one steals my idea. Hah. My theme is either going to be Old Hollywood or 17th century France/Marie Antoinette era. BUT just watch me get lazy when I do get married and have a so-normal traditional wedding. Damnit. At least I already know who my wedding coordinator and photographer is going to be… let’s just hope they don’t jack up their prices by then. But seriously, no one better start getting ideas from this post. :devil:

But anyway, we both love our parents so don’t take this post too seriously.

Nov
28th

Click here to see what they are (I know you wanna)!

Tila should have made her contestants eat this stuff. Bull testicles and eye balls? Psh.

#1 kinda made me laugh. Boyfriend lived in the Philippines after he left Vietnam and before he fobbed it over here to Canada. I remember the Boyfriend and his friend talking about this stuff actually being good and crunchy. :shocked: Or was it something else? God I hope it was something else. But then Asian people do seriously eat anything.

I think #6 should have been #1 but that’s just me. Creepy, crawly things freak the crap outta me so why the heck would I want to eat their babies?! Yuck.

Nov
20th

Nov
13th