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Jan
30th

If I Were

If I were a month, I’d be September.
(Hello, Fall!)

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 11:00pm.

If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Great White.

If I were a direction, I’d be east.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookshelf.
Book Shelf

If I were a liquid, I’d be taro milk tea.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.

If I were a tree, I’d be an Ever Green.

If I were a tool, I’d be the Adobe Pen Tool.

If I were a flower, I’d be a magnolia.

If I were an element, I’d be water.
Water

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a thunder storm.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cymbal.

If I were a color, I’d be tyrian.

If I were an emotion, I’d be euphoria.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a lychee.

If I were a sound, I’d be “ha!”

If I were a car, I’d be a Range Rover.
Range Rover

If I were a food, I’d be a french fry.
(So I can be covered in gravy and cheese curds)
Diet

If I were a material, I’d be chiffon.

If I were a taste, I’d be savory.

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla-raspberry.

If I were an object, I’d be a lip gloss.

If I were a song, I’d be November Rain.

If I were a body part, I’d be the tongue.
(Stop thinking dirty thoughts, it’s because I love food.)

If I were a place, I’d be Versaille.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a zoned-out look.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of thigh-high leather boots.
Thigh High Boots

What would you be?

Via The Fab Brunette.

20 Responses to “If I Were”

  1. Oh, that’s a tough one, hehe. I’m not gonna write my own post here, hehe. I just think you’re an awesome girl with many layers. So I guess, if I were to say what vegetable you are, I’d say onion :-) Great stuff here, as usually on your blog.

    One question, though: Why Range Rover? I’d see you more as BMW 3 Coupé, silver color ;)

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    Yay, I make people cry. ;)

    I love giant SUVs… beats small cars any day and I like to feel like I own the road. I don’t think I’d ever buy a silver car because the color is too boring and typical. My car would be white or DARK silver/gray … still typical colors but not as typical as silver. =P

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  2. Becca says:

    “If I were a food, I’d be a french fry.
    (So I can be covered in gravy and cheese curds)”

    best one everrr!!!! hahaha… makes me want to be a french fry too :P

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  3. Manda says:

    Oohh, I really love this. I might swipe the idea and do one of my own :)

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  4. Tiff says:

    November Rain is awesome! I’m not too crazy about small cars either…I’d rather be in something large and intimidating :D .

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  5. Claire says:

    This was a fun post!!! Better believe Ima be a’stealin’ it!!!! It’s fun, too, that a lot of your answers are actually quite similar to what mine will be…Range Rover, thunder storms, water…thanks for the idea! I’ll be sure to link to your post.

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  6. tiff k says:

    Nice post!! I’d love your answer on the sea animal, great white! :D and of course the bookshelf :D

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  7. Andhari says:

    Hottt! I wanna do this too. You and Margarita are so creative :D

    Ps. I love thunder storms and fall haha you know it!

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  8. Sally says:

    Reading the french fry bit made me really hungry. haha! I’m craving for a poutine now.

    The bookshelf is so cute! Makes me want one like that.

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  9. april says:

    ohhh nice post :) very interesting hmmm i might actually do this too hahahaa
    oh and about the circle lens i was actually not wearing them on that post. i was wearing fresh look in gray but the post before that i was wearing the grey circled lens. =)

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  10. Amy says:

    lol, book shelf and range rover is so you. definitely have to do this post – especially when i’m having writers/bloggers block (which is more frequently now than ever. sigh)

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  11. kym says:

    oooo!!!! i’d totally be a bbt flavor if i were a drink AND i’d totally be something potato if i were food!!! “so i can be covered in gravey and cheese curds” hahahaa! *mmmmmm* poutine… okay its only 9:48 but i’m craving something unhealthy.

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  12. abby says:

    i love fall that’d be my favorite season and i absolutely love the range rover .. that i’d be if i were a car. :) i like this post a lot

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  13. LadyImpulse says:

    Ooh another blogger wrote this, I love this..MEME I guess you can call it?

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  14. miumiu says:

    that book shelf is sooo coool!!! would you happen to know a website i can visit to look at it? thanks!

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  16. Pius says:

    *droooool* range rover…

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  17. jay says:

    If I were a blogger I would be you! this is an amazing post and I always love to know more about bloggers beyound the fashion… so i adore this post..
    ps i’m a lover of food…. I eat entirly to much

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