If I were a month, I’d be September.
(Hello, Fall!)
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 11:00pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Great White.
If I were a direction, I’d be east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookshelf.

If I were a liquid, I’d be taro milk tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an amethyst.
If I were a tree, I’d be an Ever Green.
If I were a tool, I’d be the Adobe Pen Tool.
If I were a flower, I’d be a magnolia.
If I were an element, I’d be water.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a thunder storm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cymbal.
If I were a color, I’d be tyrian.
If I were an emotion, I’d be euphoria.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a lychee.
If I were a sound, I’d be “ha!”
If I were a car, I’d be a Range Rover.

If I were a food, I’d be a french fry.
(So I can be covered in gravy and cheese curds)

If I were a material, I’d be chiffon.
If I were a taste, I’d be savory.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla-raspberry.
If I were an object, I’d be a lip gloss.
If I were a song, I’d be November Rain.
If I were a body part, I’d be the tongue.
(Stop thinking dirty thoughts, it’s because I love food.)
If I were a place, I’d be Versaille.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a zoned-out look.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of thigh-high leather boots.

What would you be?
Via The Fab Brunette.
















My Kafkaesque Life
January 30th, 2010 |
Oh, that’s a tough one, hehe. I’m not gonna write my own post here, hehe. I just think you’re an awesome girl with many layers. So I guess, if I were to say what vegetable you are, I’d say onion :-) Great stuff here, as usually on your blog.
One question, though: Why Range Rover? I’d see you more as BMW 3 Coupé, silver color
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Katy
January 30th, 2010 |
Yay, I make people cry.
I love giant SUVs… beats small cars any day and I like to feel like I own the road. I don’t think I’d ever buy a silver car because the color is too boring and typical. My car would be white or DARK silver/gray … still typical colors but not as typical as silver.
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Becca
January 30th, 2010 |
“If I were a food, I’d be a french fry.
(So I can be covered in gravy and cheese curds)”
best one everrr!!!! hahaha… makes me want to be a french fry too
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Margarita
January 30th, 2010 |
I love this!!
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Manda
January 30th, 2010 |
Oohh, I really love this. I might swipe the idea and do one of my own
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Tiff
January 30th, 2010 |
November Rain is awesome! I’m not too crazy about small cars either…I’d rather be in something large and intimidating :D.
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Claire
January 30th, 2010 |
This was a fun post!!! Better believe Ima be a’stealin’ it!!!! It’s fun, too, that a lot of your answers are actually quite similar to what mine will be…Range Rover, thunder storms, water…thanks for the idea! I’ll be sure to link to your post.
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tiff k
January 30th, 2010 |
Nice post!! I’d love your answer on the sea animal, great white!
and of course the bookshelf
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Andhari
January 30th, 2010 |
Hottt! I wanna do this too. You and Margarita are so creative
Ps. I love thunder storms and fall haha you know it!
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Sally
January 31st, 2010 |
Reading the french fry bit made me really hungry. haha! I’m craving for a poutine now.
The bookshelf is so cute! Makes me want one like that.
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Jennifer
January 31st, 2010 |
I love this!!
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april
January 31st, 2010 |
ohhh nice post
very interesting hmmm i might actually do this too hahahaa
oh and about the circle lens i was actually not wearing them on that post. i was wearing fresh look in gray but the post before that i was wearing the grey circled lens.
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Amy
January 31st, 2010 |
lol, book shelf and range rover is so you. definitely have to do this post – especially when i’m having writers/bloggers block (which is more frequently now than ever. sigh)
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kym
February 1st, 2010 |
oooo!!!! i’d totally be a bbt flavor if i were a drink AND i’d totally be something potato if i were food!!! “so i can be covered in gravey and cheese curds” hahahaa! *mmmmmm* poutine… okay its only 9:48 but i’m craving something unhealthy.
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abby
February 1st, 2010 |
i love fall that’d be my favorite season and i absolutely love the range rover .. that i’d be if i were a car.
i like this post a lot
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LadyImpulse
February 2nd, 2010 |
Ooh another blogger wrote this, I love this..MEME I guess you can call it?
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miumiu
February 2nd, 2010 |
that book shelf is sooo coool!!! would you happen to know a website i can visit to look at it? thanks!
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If I Were… | breakthesky.net
February 8th, 2010 |
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Pius
February 12th, 2010 |
*droooool* range rover…
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jay
February 12th, 2010 |
If I were a blogger I would be you! this is an amazing post and I always love to know more about bloggers beyound the fashion… so i adore this post..
ps i’m a lover of food…. I eat entirly to much
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