When Girls Drink Too Much
- We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
- We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “‘woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.
- We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone’s butt and honestly believe we could do it too.
- In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
- We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
- We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play’s because ‘oh my god! I love this song!’
- We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
- We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
- We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that’s just because we can no longer taste the chardonnay.
- We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop… or the bathmat?)
- We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when we sit on it.
- We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.
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HAHAHAH SO true! I’m posting this over at yummeh too
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Katy
February 18th, 2009 |
No problem.
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Read this one multiple times, but it will always crack me up because it’s so true.
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sooo true, Katy
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hahahaha. This is so great
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Ummm, this sounds like Jan 15th, 2004.
Hahaahhaha, “omfg, I love you guyyyyss”… Hahahahahahahha, Katy this is freaking hilarious!
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Katy
February 18th, 2009 |
Ahahahaha we need to have another one of those!
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Amen! Cheers to all women drinkers out there! I think number six is the most annoying thing I do when I’m drunk. I LOVE all songs so for every song, I jump up and down saying, “I love this song, I love this!” and I do that until I get tired…then I’ll proceed to doing number 7.
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Katy
February 13th, 2009 |
Every song sounds good when your wasted.
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“We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.”
“We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.”
Hahahahahaha so true! Too funny… I have to send this to my girlfriends.
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Hahaha, no. 2 and 6 is totally me. I’d like to think that no. 4 isn’t me, but blah, who am I kidding.
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hahah those r soo funny.. i dont think i really have those.. but i kno a lot of gurls!
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I #5 a lot
“DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUUUU??”
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i love this! ^^ im always so #5 and #6…hihi..i remember those days… -_-’
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to funny
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LOL!!!! Ditto to #3 and #6.
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i was reading this with the bestie and he seems to think some are true for the boys too haha
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Haha, too cute.
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I definitely do all but #8. But you hit the nail right on the head haha!
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oh maaan! sooo funny..cuz i’m guilty for a lot of them!
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I’ve read this before at some other site and it really made me laugh! I don’t drink alcohol but what i’m sure of is, i’ve seen some of my friends act like those written in the list! Really hilarious!
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Having never experienced drunkness, I can only say secondhand that these are pretty true. (Oh college roomies…)
But #11, thankfully, I have never seen. That is an EPIC FAIL.
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OMG KoOoooTy this post had me think and laughing!!!
i am guilty of
1. DRUNK BITCH
3. DRUNK BITCH
4. DRUNK BITCH
6. DRUNK BITCH
8. DRUNK BITCH
9. DRUNK BITCH
10. DRUNK BITCH
11. DRUNK BITCH
12. DRUNK BITCH
toooooo funny
xoxo
*happy horny vday babe*
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Katy
February 18th, 2009 |
Oh Pam.. how come I’m not surprised? LOL… that’s not a bad thing though!
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nice post, those are funny. I think this list has most girls that get drunk pegged. I think you could make a few small changes and it could be for guys or girls.
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I think I’m guilty of most, if not all of those haha…
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hehe. i’m probably a 2,3,4 and 6. woohooo!!! :p
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Oh I used to be so #7.
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#8 is so true. It’s so sad.
#5 is the story of my life. My friends have a video to prove it.
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haha funny list,I’ve never actually drank though so I’m clear of all xD
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Hahah, too true.
But “We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “‘woo-hoo!†is truly the sexiest dance move around.” is so true
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lol this never gets old and it never fails to ring true
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Hahha some of those are so true! And some make me miss drinking as much as I use to =P haha
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Girls know how to drink! ‘They just wanna have fun…’;)
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