Dear whomever still has my sister’s 5th Harry Potter book,
It’s been two years. I know you’re out there, you irresponsible borrower, you. Give it back before I throw one of those horrid chick lits at you. Asshole.
Love,
Me
Vancouverite, designer, gym-rat, shopaholic & bookworm, obsessed with my Blackberry, K-Pop, snowboarding, fitness and food. More?
