May
10th

Someone emailed me and asked me what the “Nammer-Sleeping Syndrome” is.

Well you know when you’re sleeping in the same bed with someone (in this case, a “Nammer”) and throughout the night you get an arm or a leg swung over you, or when you get pushed to the edge of the bed, or when the “Nammer” somehow ended up sleeping slanted with their legs over you?

Yep. That’s what the “Nammer-Sleeping Syndrome” is.

If it’s a “Nammer” girl, then you’re most likely just gonna get a body part flung [uncomfortably] over you since they’re not as strong (or as greedy) as the guys to push you off the bed.

And yep, someone needs to teach them how to sleep properly.

True story.

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